Monday, 2 June 2014

S.L Jennings || Taint Review

Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.

Now…who’s first?

Review
I bought this straight off after seeing it reviewed over on Schmexy Girl Book Blog (serious, make sure you check out that blog!) it had such high praise, i knew i had to read it. I wasn't too sure on the premise at first, i mean teaching women how to f*ck because there husbands think they need it? PFT! However, once i delved into it, it was more a case of how to be sexy and seductive and for that, i would sign right up! 

Where do i start?Da
y one; the class arrive, a class full of rather well off housewives sent by their husbands to learn how to please them (chances are , whilst the husbands are off diddling whoever!) In walks the teacher - Justice Drake (JD) and from the get go, i was swooning and falling hard.JD is a strong, beautiful and man who knows his work. He sets about trying to shock the ladies, and make them see been sexy is about confidence. 

As we meet the class, it soon becomes appearant there is one beauty amongst them, well more so - Ally. Wife to the elusive Evan Carr, who has been anything but faithful but Ally believes if she attends these classes, he will want her and only her. From the get go, the chemistry between JD & Ally is sizzling.


Sometimes, you read about a couple that despite everything are made to be together, these two are. From the goofy friends references to the sitting up eating icecream all the way through to the making love on the sofa.

"Ally may be Evan's by law, but she's mine by nature. And in a battle between lions, no one gives a fuck about what's lawful"
I swooned well and truly at both the couple , and more so at JD himself, he knows his artform, he knows how to seduce and please a lady and i would be glad to take classes with him.  Jennngs did a fantastic job of setting the scene at the beautiful oasis, to creating a combustable chemistry between the two. This is the first novel i have read by Jennings, and well if its always like this, i need more.

Rating





4/5 good morning its time for a breakfast tea

Author Bio
Military wife, mother of 3 boys, and author of The Dark Light Series & Fear of Falling

Add me on Facebook & Twitter!!! I love to hear from fellow book addicts!

Author page: http://www.facebook.com/authorsljennings


Buy Links
amazon

No comments:

Post a Comment